Welcome to Marsha Brady University, in Hulahookey , Hawaii .
Marsha Brady is one of the top universities in the world today .
Here at Marsha Brady our standards are very high. We choose only the finest students from the very finest high schools.
At Marsha Brady you can pick any one of a number of majors taught be the creme de la creme of American Educators like Dr. Rolf F. Featherweight, Dr. Martina Pinheadian, Dr. Farthingale Witherspoon the notorious rogue NASA scientist, and Dr. Justin Case head of our divinity school and the world famous Dr. Yung Fooll who heads our medical college.
Our fine graduate schools such as Ned Flanders School of Law or the Kevorkian School of Medicine, are considered top notch in their fields. You might consider the Katy Couric School of Journalism or the Billy Sunday School of Religion .
Whatever your choice, we know that you will love the friendly atmosphere,
the lovely country campus setting and the truly wonderful education you can
receive at Marsha Brady College.
Male students are accepted now in our rush to remain politically correct. They will, however , always remain second class on the campus. This is an unfortunate fact of life one has to come to terms with here at Marsha Brady.
We do not yet accept international students as we do not wish them sharing the pool with our real students.
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Welcome !
Expanded Aquarium for the Blind to Open in 2012
As part of Marsha Brady College's endless attempts to accommodate stupid people, the Geordie LaForge Aquarium for the Blind is set to open in 2012 thanks to a generous donation from Colonel Floyd Culpepper-Catfish of the Louisiana Catfishes.
The Geordie LaForge Aquarium for the Blind will use revolutionary plastic bag technology to allow the blind and the drunk to reach out and interact with fish, octopus and sharks. Local columnist Mort Deader predicts the Aquarium for the Blind will be nearly as popular as Marsha Brady College's Deaf Orchestra which is currently hosting a large contingency from the Tone Deaf Society who are said to enjoy the complete lack of music.
The aquarium is part of Marsha Brady University's 2012 vision which imagines how the college will look in 2012 by taking photos of it and cutting out the current year and replacing it with 2012. It's bold vision like this that has taken Dr. Vinnie Boombotz from the Chicago bus shelter and to the lofty aerospatial heights of academia.
Pool Open Again!
Whatever was hanging out in the Farnsworth Brady Memorial Olympic size Pool has been caught and driven off.
All the shredded swim suits have been removed and the pool is once again Chlorinated and safe for use.
Hopefully the horror and mystery of the last 6 months has not effected anyone too negatively.
See Miss Falafel for information on the new super safe locker rooms.
